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Me: Okay keyboard: what motivated you to choose this career?
Keyboard: I wanted to be tickled pink... er - black. And white!
Me: What do you like most about your life?
Keyboard: Being useful to you, and knowing I am an indispensible partner in creating your novels. See? I can spell indispensible, even.
Me: Is there anything you hate?
Keyboard: You need to ask? Duh! My E and my O are all but gone. You often push Caps Lock when you mean Shift... what is a guy supposed to do? Confusion reigns in the morning, when you 'forget' your glasses but are desperate to read your emails, so you hit Insert instead of Delete, and End instead of Down. Need I go on? ... it's embarrassing.
Me: Sorry. If you stopped sliding around on the desk it would...
Keyboard: So this is a guilt trip now. Great. Indispensible guy gets barrowload of ...
Me: Sorry! I did apologise. Hey - where are you going? Keyboard! come back... hey ... h